Jay- looks like you used my PO BOX again didn't you? Please stop. I hate getting your mail. It gives me the creeps. - Amy

JAY-

You ARE crazy. Why would I get you a birthday present. I will NOT appear in an apparition like I did to Anakin. You would not warrant such an action. The lightsaber you claim I left for you last year? It is not genuine. If it were it would not have that little gold Made in China sticker on it. I am not China. I do not even know what china is you fool. I don't care if it is your birthday or not.

Stay Away, Darth Maul (nee Kahmeir Sarin).

PS. I will not give you a Sith Infiltrator for your birthday, you wanna be stormtrooper.