He lives!

The Amazing Shark Boy's apparently been jostled out of semi-retirement (unfortunately, it took the passing of Captain Kangaroo to do this). Being one of my partners in bad movie watching, you can trust his reviews. Well, of the bad movies, at least. He still thinks Moulin Rouge was the greatest thing ever. But, he was able to make it through Manos: The Hands of Fate without crying for his mommy. That movie truly pained my soul to watch.