Dumb Things To Do When I'm Bored: Interview Myself

Q: Name?

A: Jay

Q: Jay? Short for anything?

A: At 6'1", there are few things I'm short for.

Q: I meant your name.

A: Oh...Yep.

Q: And that would be...?

A: What would be?

Q: Your name?

A: Jay.

Q: I mean is it short for anything?!?

A; I told you - yes.

Q: And what would THAT BE?!?

A: My name?

Q: ARRRGH!!! YES!!!

A: My name is Jay. Are you going to ask me anything else? This is getting a bit redundant. Perhaps if you wrote it down. It's j...a -

Q: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

A: No, there's no "r" in my name.