Rainy Days & Mondays

It has been raining here, everyday, for about four thousand, seven hundred & twenty days straight. Everywhere...everything...everybody is sopping wet. I can feel a bout of Seasonal Affective Depression coming on, I've forgotten what the sun looks like & I'm starting to get ricketts.

And they say more is on the way tonight & tomorrow, which I find impossible because there couldn't possibly be any more water left in the atmosphere. How do I know this, you ask?

Because I've absorbed it all into my shoes from all of the puddles I keep stepping in!