Further Proof That The Gene Pool Needs Some Chlorine

Another email from work (collect 'em all, kiddies!)

From: XXXX
Sent: Friday, January 14, 2005 12:05 PM
To: Jay
Subject: Shipping Question

Hello Jay,

Can we ship economy surface to Hawaii? I received a web order that is cc prepaid and I thought I would ask. It's only $3.12 is that right?

I almost responded with "No, there is no surface delivery to Hawaii. It's too hard to keep the trucks from sinking into the water."

Ugh...my head a splode...