Saturday, October 30, 2004

News Flash

REUTERS Gaza Strip - Palestinian leader Yassir Arafat announced today that he's entered the world of Gangsta Rap, planning a nine week tour of the Middle East & performing under the name "MC Ara Phat."

When asked about his sudden carreer move, Ara Phat stood up & replied "Yo! My name is Ara Phat/& I'm sure you'll see/That I'm the baddest rapper/over age sixty!"

He then threw a sign & yelled "Yo! West Bank for evah!"