Celebrity Jeopardy!

Answer:
Nails on a chalkboard
Being kicked in the head repeatedly by a rabid donkey
Being kicked in the jewels repeatedly by a rabid donkey
A battery acid enema

Question:
What are things I'd rather be subjected to than listening to alleged comedianne Kathy Griffin?
She had some special on TV. About ten seconds into the thing I was daydreaming about rabid donkeys & battery acid.

*Adding insult to injury, I had written this post a few days ago. Yesterday, my new Entertainment Weekly came in the mail. Who should they have a small article about?

Yep.

Excuse me while I go drain my car's battery acid*