"Feelin' guilty, feelin' scared, hidden cameras everywhere" - Destroyer, The Kinks

The other night, T & I went out to eat at one of our favorite Mexican food resturants. After we were finished eating, I excused myself to the l'il pardners room to take care of some business. I didn't realize it until I moved & the toilet flushed on its own that the porcelain convenience was outfitted with one of those infrared sensors that autoflushes for you. It was then that the chilling thought came to my mind -

the toilet was watching me!!!

Great. Now I'm gonna be self-conscious in the bathroom. Well, moreso than I normally am, at least.