All That Damage To My Innards & For What?

I've been drinking my usual morning Mountain Dew's, but not just for the quick jumpstart in the morning or the refreshingly Mountain Dewily taste. Oh, no. Y'see, they've had a contest going where you can win free downloads from iTunes.

The good news - I've won four download codes so far.

The bad news - you have to at least have Windows 2000 or XP to download them. Since my trusty Dell, Torgo, is still running '98, I'm SOL when it comes to downloading.

So, this is where you come in, Loyal Readers. Just tell me why, either in the comments or or via ye olde email, I should pass along the downloads to you. It doesn't have to be anything fancy or terribly long. Just amuse me. Please? Because you luuuurv me just. That. Much.

It's the least you can do for me while the hole in my stomach lining from drinking so much soda heals.