A Note To Exhibitionist Celebrities

Dear Scott Stapp, Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson, Colin Farrell, Paris Hilton & any other of you brainiacs with opposable thumbs & a video recorder -

STOP TAPING YOUR PRIVATE MOMENTS & THEN PITCHING A FIT WHEN THE TAPE LEAKS OUT TO THE PUBLIC!!!

Yeesh! Use a little common sense, people. And if you don't have any common sense, then buy some. Or pay someone to think for you. Just do something. Anything!

Dorks...

Sincerely,

Jay