Open Letter To All Perveyors Of The News

Dear News Peddlers -

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RUNAWAY BRIDE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT PARIS HILTON'S LATEST SCANDAL! I DON'T CARE ABOUT TOM & KATIE! I DON'T! I DON'T! I DON'T! I'M SICK OF FLUFF NEWS PIECES ABOUT VAPID, ARROGANT CELEBRITIES & BREAKING NEWS STORIES ABOUT THINGS GOING ON THAT,IN REALITY, ARE NOT BREAKING OR NEWS!

*ahem*

Sincerely,

Jay