Tuesday, February 01, 2005


Never, EVER, under any circumstances, scratch your nose after cutting up Serrano chilis.

The results are not pleasant. At all. As the five alarm fire that broke out in my nasal cavity can attest to. I thank the Good Lord above that I didn't follow through on taking out my contact lenses as I had planned to do at the time.

Oh, & don't try stuffing ketchup up your nose in an attempt to extinquish the nuclear pepper induced conflagration.

Just trust me on that one.