"Do Not Drive, Operate Heavy Machinery Or Vote After Taking This Medication"

It may have been the copius amounts of codeine that I'd ingested over the course of the day in a vain attempt to stop my brains from liquefying & running out of my nose, but I voted for Richard 'Dick' Mountjoy for some office last night...

...just because his name made me giggle.

Ladies & Gentlemen, this is the reason that there should be sobriety check points at the polling place.