
JAY-
You ARE crazy. Why would I get you a birthday present. I will NOT appear in an apparition like I did to Anakin. You would not warrant such an action. The lightsaber you claim I left for you last year? It is not genuine. If it were it would not have that little gold Made in China sticker on it. I am not China. I do not even know what china is you fool. I don't care if it is your birthday or not.
Stay Away, Darth Maul (nee Kahmeir Sarin).
PS. I will not give you a Sith Infiltrator for your birthday, you wanna be stormtrooper.
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