#1 On My List Of Things Least Expected To Hear My Co-Worker Say Today

"Smell me!"

That's all I have to say about that.

Things That Are Smarter Than The Idiots People I Deal With On A Daily Basis

Dryer lint

Tiny rocks

Bread crust

My socks

Snot

Twist ties

Zip-Lock sandwich bags

Fingernail clippings